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Shakespeare Mug, I Drink Tea Because Murder Is Wrong, Funny Old English Novelty Cup

Introducing our hilarious and quirky Shakespeare mug, designed for all you tea-loving enthusiasts out there who believe in the power of laughter! Behold this majestic white ceramic coffee mug, adorned with the likeness of the great bard himself, William Shakespeare. But wait, that's not all! The mug proudly boasts the words, "I do drinketh tea, as the act of murder is frowned upon," because why not make a statement while sipping your favorite brew?
 
This mug is not your ordinary piece of crockery—it's a time machine that transports you to the days of old English language and the wit of Shakespearean comedy. It's like having the man himself right there with you, whispering, "Verily, thou must choose tea over murder, forsooth!" And fear not, for the print on this mug will never fade, just like the bard's timeless works.
 
Not only is this mug a conversation starter, it's also incredibly practical. Toss it in the dishwasher or zap it in the microwave without a worry. It can hold a mighty 11 oz. (0.33 l) or 15 oz. (0.44 l) of your favorite beverage, whether it's tea, coffee, or even hot chocolate for those who dare to defy Shakespeare's decree.
 
With its rounded corners and convenient C-handle, this mug is as comfortable to hold as a well-written soliloquy. So, next time you're sipping tea from this mug, remember, I drink tea for your protection.
 
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