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Mount F****** Vernon 11oz Parody Mug 2 (green)

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   This is a Vodka mug.  It's magical properties can help you to change your feelings.

   Use it before work, or before you be in a pandemic.  Or even before you create this listing for the product right now. 

   This Vodka container is an all around game changer. 

   Even if you are not from Mount Vernon, you have probably been here at least one time, and I promise that was a really weird day. 

   The land of Mount Vernon was apparently founded by Mario and Luigi.  Seriously.  Have you ever just sat and looked at those statues down town?

   The really great thing about this cup is that if you run out of vodka, you can use it to get more vodka money.  "Hey man, you got a dollar or some change?  I'm outta vodka."

   If the store owner comes out, just show him the cup.  He will laugh.  Then you will laugh.  You'll hold up the cup and say "Nah man, I'm just showing people my funny cup."  Pause and then say "But seriously though, do you have a dollar?"  You will both laugh, and then you will have a friend at the corner store. 

   "Hey friend, what time do you get off?  You wanna go see some weird statues?" 

   Anyway...you can put coffee in it if you want to.  But seriously though.  Vodka. 

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